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Best quotes from Alice in Wonderland: top 10

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 19:58

Top 10 quotes from Alice in Wonderland:

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.
LEWIS CARROLL, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 1

It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
LEWIS CARROLL, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 10

If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.
LEWIS CARROLL, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 4

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Alice in Wonderland: best quote

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 11:57

The best quote from Alice in Wonderland:

"Sometimes I've Believed As Many As Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast"

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Alice in Wonderland: book extract

Mon, 05/07/2012 - 11:41

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, written by Lewis Carroll

Here is a book extract of the Alice in Wonderland book, chapter 1.

Alice in Wonderland - Down the Rabbit Hole

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Gift for mother's day

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:57

Mother's day is a good chance to show your mother how you love her and care about her. Show your love with a nice gift and a huge hug!

Here are some gift ideas for Mother's Day.

Gift for mothers day:

- A day at the spa
- Make something handmade for her, like a DIY card or a flower brooch
- Flowers or a bonsai tree
- Tickets for traveling abroad or just for a nice performance she would enjoy

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Funniest joke ever

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:08

Back in 2002, researchers at the University of Hertfordshire wanted to find the "world's funniest joke", so they created "LaughLab" to evaluate all jokes and find the funniest one.
Of the 40,000 jokes submitted, the winner was sent by Gurpal Gosall, a 31-year-old psychiatrist from Manchester, England:

So, here it is. The funniest joke ever:

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When is Christmas 2012

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 14:37

Christmas 2012 is on Tuesday, December 25, 2012.
The Christmas day is a christian celebration of Jesus Christ's birth, and is celebrated throughout the world on the 25th of December each year. For 2012, the Christmas day is Tuesday, as is the New years day for 2013 one week later.

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Happy birthday in Greek

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:28

How to wish happy birthday in Greek language:

- χρόνια πολλά (hronia polla): This the most common way to wish happy birthday in Greek. It's a wish to live many years.

- χαρούμενα γενέθλια (haroumena genethlia): This means happy birthday, but it sounds a bit English...

- πολύχρονη (for girls) (polyhroni) and πολύχρονος (for guys) (polyhronos): This means live a thousand years

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Facebook statuses for Birthday

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:17

Funny, witty and smart Facebook statues for Birthday:

I am waiting for a stripper to burst out of a giant cake. Anyone?

Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional. Happy birthday to me!

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

I am ready for another 365-day journey around the sun! Happy birthday to me!

Please gift wrap the viagra for me...

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Russian Happy birthday wishes

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:15

Here are several ways to wish happy birthday in Russian :
"S Dnjom Razhdenija" or "Pazdravliayu s dniom razhdjenia!" means happy birthday, while "Pazdravlyaju s dnjom razhdenija" means "congratulations for your birthday".
You could also wish happy birthday with a russian poem such as

"Primi pozdravleniya
V svoy den' rozhdeniya.
Bud' vsegda schastlivim,
Zdorovym i l'ubimim!
Zhivi, naslazhdaisya,
Kupaisya v lubvi.
Vot vrode i vse
Pozhelania moi!"

which translates to

"Accept my congratulations
for the reasons of your Birthday.
Be always happy, healthy and loved.

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Happy birthday in Russian

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:13

Happy birthday in Russian is "С ДНЁМ РОЖДЕНИЯ" or S DNJOM RAZHDENIJA with english characters.

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Funny birthday Facebook status

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 11:09

Ideas for funny Facebook statuses on birthday:

I love to grow older. It saves me a fortune on shampoo! Happy birthday to me!

I heard one birthday candle say to the other: “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. Happy birthday to me!

I got heartburn from eating my birthday cake. Note to self: next time, take off the candles.

I heard the birthday balloon say to the pin:” “Hi, buster!”

I think that inside every old person there’s a younger person wondering what happened.

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Best Funny Tweets ever

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 12:38

The best, funniest tweets ever writen on Twitter:

1. My parents didn't retweet me enough.

2. To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree.

3. May the 4th be with you! StarWarsDay, May 4th.

4. At a cemetery, looking for my name on tombstones. This is the Goth version of Googling yourself.

5. My personality test results came back. They're negative.

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Faberge Easter Eggs

Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:59

The most valuable Easter eggs are the famous Fabergé eggs which are jeweled eggs made by the House of Fabergé from 1885 to 1917.

In the Russian Orthodox Church eggs have a special significance as gifts for family and relatives at Easter. It was from this tradition that the famous Fabergé eggs emerged, jewels of the goldsmith’s art.

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Kids easter jokes

Mon, 04/02/2012 - 21:05

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
Only one because after that, it's not empty!

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.

How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
From scratch.

What is the bunny trying to say when he is leaping about? Hoppy Easter!

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Easter basket ideas

Mon, 04/02/2012 - 20:16

Easter basket ideas and Easter cratfs

Some ideas to make unique Easter baskets for children, Easter home decoration and Easter gifts.

How to make Easter baskets:

Step 1:
Take a common basket. Choose a ribbon of your favoutite color and wrap tightly around the handle of basket. A velvet ribbon would look nice. Glue the edges with hot glue.

Step 2:

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Birthday wishes for a friend

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 16:49

Birthday wishes for a friend:

You are a gift to the world... Happy Birthday!

A special person like you deserves the best that each day can bring. Happy Birthday!

It takes a long time to grow young. Happy Birthday!

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world.

Birthday Rules: Stay Cute. Wish Big. Never Let Anybody Count Your Candles!

If things get better with age, then you are approaching magnificent.

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Happy birthday SMS

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 16:40

Happy birthday SMS - Birthday greetings and wishes:

You'll always be younger than springtime. Happy Birthday!

May all your wish come true, and may you have an amazing year a head. Happy Birthday!

Think of the years as gold bullion...and you're rich! Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to someone who always makes me smile!

Like a fine wine, you improve with age.

Hope your day is filled with things that mean the most to you.

Wishing you sunshine and smiles.

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The meaning of Easter

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 16:27

The true meaning of Easter:

Son of God

Gone home to rest

At the right hand of the Father

Three days prior

Put to the test

And crucified with two others

Forgive them Father

Is what he prayed

For they know not what they do

I leave here and come home today

So my promises can come true

This is what Easter truly is

A reflection of sacrifice

How Jesus came and spoke of glory

And then laid down his life

Eternity is the gift he gave

With blood and tears and pain

His earthly life was lost upon the cross

But our salvation we did gain.

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Wishes for Easter 2012

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 16:18

I hope Easter 2012 is a happy and blissful time for you and your family!

May this Easter be the happiest ever for you.

May easter 2012 fill your heart and bring you sweet surprises.

I wish you Easter fills your heart with joy & new hope. Enjoy Easter day!

May this Easter bring lots of happiness and prosperity for you and your family.

Have a hippity, hoppity Happy Easter 2012!

May the promise of Easter fill you with peace and joy!

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Mothers day 2012

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 15:50

Mothers day is celebrated on the second Sunday of May in most Western Countries. Mothers day 2012 is on May 13 2012 in United States, Canada, Australia, Germany, most countries of Europem etc. It is a celebration of motherhood, and a day to present your mother with a gift, showing your love and respect.

United Kingdom and Ireland is an exception, as the mothers day or "Mothering Sunday" as it's called, is celebrated on the fourth Sunday of Lent. So Mothers day is on March 18 2012.

Most Arab Countries (Egypt, Libya, Saudi Arabia etc) celebrate mothers day on 21st of March each year.

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